Buy Us a New Mattress

Pay My Bills

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We love to share here, but we're sorely in need of a new mattress to help us with more positions, better dexterity, and nicer videos--and well, our backs! We would be deeply honored and overjoyed if you would buy us a new mattress that will actually last us for a decade or longer and support our health and sexual needs and wants. We offer you a picture of us (no faces) with a receipt for the mattress, and an up to 30 minute custom video, filmed on the mattress, doing anything within our abilities and resources (and legal) that you want. We will also give you a code for 80% off our entire store, videos, and club. Otherwise, bless you for your amazing generosity, this will impact our lives in ways you couldn't imagine!