I was sick to the high heavens of my bitchy coworker trying to constantly compete against me! How DARE she try and act like a Goddess like me!! ....So I tricked her and put a nasty spell on her that would turn her into my thong!! Now she has to live out the rest of her days as my toilet ass slave!!! With great joy I tell her that she can see, smell, feel and taste EVERYTHING and there's nothing she can do about it!! I will go about my daily business going to the toilet, to the gym, to see my friends and even to STEAL her boyfriend!! And she has to live squished up against my sweaty ass cheeks and my dirty asshole FOREVER!!