Why hello there, I’m glad you’ve come to see me today and offer yourself to me. I’m very much looking for a good boy that does as he’s told. Could that be you?I guess we will find out… I know you have a strong urge to serve so today you get to be my human trash can. Be a good boy for me and take everything and anything I dump on you with a smile. I want to see the happiness in your face as you show your purpose of being my human trash can.