Take a load off there cowpoke and enjoy the sounds of nature on this fine night while we catch up a bit. I probably smell like leather, sweat and campfire but it won't hurt ya. The only thing I miss out here in this wilderness is sometimes it does get a might bit lonesome. I know that's just part of life on the trail but it would be nice to have someone's hands on me every now and again. Why don't you sit down with me while I tell you where I might want your hands, your mouth, and how I'm going to take your ass if we find ourselves in the mood