I am STARVING, but luckily I have dinner plans! I am meeting up with my girlfriends from college, Natalie and Estelle. I'm super excited to see them and get some great food! I even skipped lunch so I'd be nice and hungry for this meal. Unfortunately, my friends are late. Like, really late. I'm stuck waiting like an idiot while they're doing god-knows-what, with no regard for my hunger. By the time Estelle shows up, I am FUMING mad. She tries to give me excuses about why she was late, but I don't want to hear any of it. She then tries to say she needs to do her makeup in my bathroom, and that's my final straw. I tell her she won't have time for makeup because I'll be eating her, and then grab her to swallow her down. I'm reclining with my expanded (prosthetic) belly by the time Natalie arrives. I begin berating her for being ridiculously late. She notices my belly and questions why I've been burping so much, but I try to play it off. She then asks where Estelle went, and I say Estelle texted me that she couldn't make it. Finally, I give up and tell her I can bring her to Estelle, which I do by swallowing her too. Now my belly is even more massive, and I must lay back to digest. Their silly protests in my belly make me gassy so I let out some more burps before deciding to nap it off.