Our hero is seeking to slay the fire-breathing princess who has been gobbling up all the dragons in the land. Unfortunately, she is taken down by one of her majesty's guards right outside the throne room. The Dungeon Master grants our hero a boon, she is still up, though her enchanted armor is now gone, leaving her with naught but a new, uh, 'sword.' She takes on the princess, showing her 'stabbing' a 'gaping wound' in her nether regions at the behest of her DM. Don't we love role-playing games?