God, I haven’t seen you in ages! How long has it been? Wow, you look so grown up. So handsome. It means so much that you took the time to come see me while you’re here visiting. I’m actually kind of surprised your step-mother suggested it, considering…well, never mind. Let’s not talk about that. I’m just so glad you’re here! Y’know, you really should stay here instead of that dingy hotel. Really, I don’t think your step-mother would let me live it down if I let you stay there! Please, I’ll make the sleeper sofa up for you. You can stay with Auntie! Maybe we can even spend some time together. Some quality time… …Oh, you’re home! Gosh, how was your day, did you find any schools you like? Here, sit with me. Let’s chat. Your step-mother and me? Oh, well, you know how it goes. Sibling rivalry…she’s really never told you anything about it? About why we grew up so far apart? Well, I really shouldn’t tell you. Honestly, if she didn’t say anything, I shouldn’t… Although. Its your family too. Maybe you have a right. A right to know about your step-mother. What she did. How she stole my daddy from me…took him! How I found them together. He was mine! Yes, that’s *exactly* what I’m saying. Dirty taboo family secret, huh? Gosh, you’re so grown up. So handsome…I’m glad I told you! I’m glad. And…I’m even more glad that you’re here. Now. With me. With Auntie…