As I loudly chew on my gum and blow bubbles, I tell you that you don't stand a chance with a girl like me. If you want me to pay attention to you, you'll have to spend all of your money on me. I want my basic needs covered, plus I want expensive gifts. All of your money has to go straight to me. You have to treat me like a princess, cuz that's what I am. Spoil me. Maybe, if you spend enough, you'll get to see me completely naked. Tip me, make me happy. Pay up loser.