I see how miserable you are with Democrats in control and MAGA losing every step of the way. I really like you and I haven’t given up hope for you. I have a process that can replace all your incorrect MAGA viewpoints with progressive, left-leaning viewpoints. You want to be happy and you want to be close with me, so you eagerly agree to submit to this process. When this is complete, you will only vote Democrat. You will champion progressive causes. You will simply be a better person and so much more content and happy.. When I have prepared you for the transformation, I then carry it out using whatever means I snap my fingers and magic happens. Afterwards, I congratulate you on your transformation. For fun, I even took it a step further and made your political mindset even stronger and more far left-leaning than we’d discussed. There’s no going back, nor would you want to. You’re now so much happier and Im so proud of you and who you are now.