Why are my dirty panties that I know I have put in the hamper never here when I'm putting them in the wash?? This....can't be related to my son, can it? I know a few weeks ago I had overheard him and his friends talking about "edging" and "gooning" but he wouldnt take his own mothers dirty panties would he?? No, I'll just go bring this up to him right now. Honey, listen, we need to....oh holy fuck, what are you doing?? Jerking off with not one, but TWO pairs of my dirty panties? And whats this...MOMMY porn?? What the fuck, son?? I hope you dont think you're just gonna sit around here and edge all damn day, you disgusting filthy boy. Oh no, you're gonna cum. Mommy is mad and feels like playing some games, son.... Enjoy! Xo, Vera James