You were our department's top performer last quarter! That's what, 3 quarters in a row now? Congratulations! And, as you know, top performers are entitled to a SIZABLE bonus. This quarter it's $20,000. But we have a little agreement that I'll always get to pocket your bonus in exchange for some foot fun. I think 2 footjobs a week are in order for thi...OH MY GOD. My boss is video calling me. QUICK - GET UNDER MY DESK. What?! Oh, that deliciously smell is my old flats that I keep down there. You'll be fine, you know that you like that aroma anyway. Now just stay under my desk until this call is over. I'll dangle and play with my high heels as a little show for you. When I'm done, we can finish discussing that footjob bonus.