Now sweetie, what did you want to show mommy? Something on your computer? Is it broken? Do I need to call the IT guy again? No? Then what it is? Okay, I just open up this...oh my word. Sweetheart, these are pictures of your penis! You want mommy to look at your penis and tell you how it compares to other penises? Oh honey, mommy thinks your penis is the best! A 10/10! Actually...well...you want to rub your penis in front of mommy while I tell you..okay go ahead and stroke for mommy sweetie