I heard you telling everyone that we had sex together? Are you spreading this rumor because I rejected you and just want to stay friends? That’s so fucked up! Now everyone thinks I’m a slut! Which is even crazier cause I have seen your dick and its tiny. What are you going to do when everyone finds out you’ve got a short skinny pencil dick? I’ve purposefully not told your crush because she HATES small cocks and finds them repulsive. Well guess who I’m calling now. *picks up phone and dials* “Hey! Yea I’ve got something to tell you….”