I, your Goddess, am fed up with the incompetence of my tiny bodyguards. They failed to anticipate my needs, and now I'm left with a bloated, gassy stomach. And you know what that means... a punishment of epic proportions! Watch as I unleashing my mighty flatulence upon them, making them to crawl beneath my dress and inhale the scent of their own failure. My royal farts will leave them breathless and begging for mercy. You'll witness the full extent of my displeasure, as I dominate the space around me with my powerful, gassy behind. So, come closer, and behold the might of your Goddess's wrath!