I know it's been so frustrating searching for the perfect foot goddess to devote your life to. Some feet are too small, and others too big. Some toes are too long, or too short, or too round, or too square. Some toes aren't even perfectly polished. Shameful. But your search has ended. Your dreams will be haunted no longer. Because you've finally found an exquisite foot goddess with the gorgeous arches, delectable meaty soles, and perfectly shaped and polished toes. And she's giving you the ultimate gift. She's allowing you to discard everything else in your life, even your job, friends, and family, to worship her feet all day, every day, for the rest of your life. Don't waste this precious gift.