Are you my Momma's Boy???? I snuck out for a date of my own since you had one tonight, even though you know how jealous I get, no girl will ever be good enough for my boy. After I rush my date out the door to wait for you, I fantasize and masturbate on the couch until I hear your car pull into the driveway. I just can't let my sweet boy suffer after I discover what a frustrating date you had and confess my own and convince you that nobody loves you like momma.