I can't BELIEVE that my step-dad works for you! You are like.. SO handsome and so cool throwing a party like this.. you didn't have to invite me along with my step-dad, but you did! I also can't believe your wife has been so mean to me tonight.. I think she must hate me because she thinks I'm pretty and she's jealous.. what do you think? Maybe she caught you staring at my ass.. or maybe she just knows deep down you wanna fuck me.. You like me dancing with you, huh? I understand that you don't want all these people to see you, a married man, getting close to a girl that isn't your (boring) wife! I see you looking Sir.. and guess what.. I'm a virgin.. mayyyybe we could.. disappear into the bathroom for a few minutes?