The Birthday Girl! November 25th is the birthday of her royal highness, Empress Jazzy. The best birthday gift you could ever give her this year, is to let her completely ruin your fucking life. Empress Jazzy hates beta male losers like you, and takes great pleasure in making you suffer financially and emotionally. So be really stupid, and start sending her cash and gifts until it hurts. Empress Jazzy wants her birthday to end up being the worst day of your life.