"Hello and welcome to the Wanking Clinic". In this fashion, and with a beaming smile and a handshake, we are welcomed to this, our scheduled appointment at the Wanking Clinic, by Alice the secretary. Alice explains that she's standing in today for Doctor Omega and will be running today's session. Dressed in sheer pantyhose, heels and a very short skirt, she takes her work very seriously and gives us clear, concise and comprehensive jerk-off instructions on what to do to wank successfully. A most satisfactory consultation ensues and we really mustn't forget to book our follow-up appointment!