Watch as I, a careless and oblivious cleaner, take on the task of sparkling my apartment windows. Dressed in a comfortable cream coloured jumper, black jeans, and fresh white sneakers, I'm all about getting the job done. With a focus on precision, I scrub and wipe every inch of the glass, completely absorbed in my work. But, little do I know, my body has other plans. As I continue to clean, my bladder decides to make a surprise appearance, and I unwittingly soak my black jeans. The warm liquid spreads quickly, leaving a dark stain on my jeans. The best part? I don't even flinch. Oblivious to my accident, I carry on with my cleaning duties, completely unfazed by the growing wet spot. It's as if my brain has disconnected from my body, and I'm too focused on getting those windows spotless to notice the damp patch I've made.