You’ve been such a good seedling and I want to get you something special this Christmas. It’s my dirty, smelly, sweaty Christmas socks! Aren’t they just the best? So disgusting they’re literally perfect for a loser like you. You’re going to lick, sniff, and drool on my sweaty smelly socks all while I tease you with my sexy body that you’ll never have. Merry Christmas! *no nude*