Happy Holiday Gooner! You won’t be opening anything for Christmas this year, except another browser tab. Your porn addiction is so deep, you can’t stop yourself - even at the holidays. You’re going to stroke, stroke, stroke - mindlessly as hours turn into days. You’re going to listen to my every word as I tease you with my curvy body in my skimpy snow-babe bikini… as you sink deeper and deeper. You’re just a dumb, gooning loser. You’re skipping the holiday parties. You’re not buying, or getting, any presents. All you’re buying is more porn. You can’t help yourself. You can’t stop. So goon, and stroke, your holidays away, Loser. We both know you want to.