"The Grinch's Late Night Affair" Twas the night before Grinchmas and all through the house, Not a Who was still stirring, not even a spouse. For down in the town, while the Whos dreamed away, The Grinch had a plan to cause trouble and play. He slinked through the chimneys, as quiet as a breeze, Not for presents or stockings—but for husbands to seize! With a grin oh so sly and his heart full of spite, He whisked them all off in the dead of the night!