Of course you’re having a sexless Xmas. That’s a given, considering you’re a sexual underachiever. And yet you always manage to get ultra hard for humiliation and My bratty snaps commanding you pay for degradation. Why is that? Because once a loser, always a loser. Spend your sexless Xmas paypumping a huge loser load of cash into My hands while I laugh in your dumb betabitch face.