I'm in absolute awe of the number on the scale in my recent weigh-in and it has only inspired me to keep growing into the fattest blob of all time. I am so greedy and over-indulgent that I decided to chug an entire container of EggNog to help boost my gains. Watch as I messily gulp and guzzle in a gluttonous haze, as I burp and belch and my massive belly begins to bloat and swell from how full I am getting in this sexy new clip! What a gloriously obese way to ring in the New Year!