Oh my gosh! You’re not supposed to be in here. Every time I’m trying to get undressed I catch you lurking ! Sigh.. Wellllll, your dad is away and you look so sad and lonely, I may as well let you watch me. Be a good boy and don’t make a sound just keep your eyes on Mommy. Do I look better than you imagined? I know you’re going to be obsessed with me even more now so even when you’re desperate to brag, don’t tell ANYONE, especially Daddy, that I showed you this. Now go back to bed and dream of me.