I hear some strange gurgling in your stomach. What are you whining about again? Just tell me! Do you want me to stop the car so you can take a crap? Really? No way! You shouldn't have eaten hot dogs at the gas station! So come on, hold on until our next stop. Do you understand me? I said hold on and stop begging me in your disgusting voice. What's that stink? Did you sh* your pants?! You disgusting piece of sh*, you ruined my car! You pathetic stinking bastard, you disgusting animal! Get out of the car and sh* on the side of the road! I'll never be able to drive my car again. Because no dry cleaner will clean it clean after your sh*