You will never be an ex I'd claim, you worthless little worm. Your tiny, pathetic excuse for a cock disgusted me to my core. The sight of it was nothing short of repulsive. I made sure everyone we know heard about your shameful inadequacy. Now, as you gape at my divine PVC-clad form, realise you've lost your chance with a goddess far beyond your reach. I was your first, and I've shattered your confidence, just as you deserved