It's Valentine's Day and that means there is every chance your boyfriend could propose tonight! You've rushed home from work and spruced yourself up and practice saying 'yes' in the mirror. Only to find that when your bloke arrives home he has forgotten it's Valentine's day. You instantly burst into tears and tell him you're going out with a friend and gaze at him in a fit of sheer disappointment. When you get home with your friend you see your man's pathetic little body on the bed shrunken from your gaze. You proceed to have sex with your friend and entrap your tinyman in the condom. That'll show him for not proposing and forgetting V day!