I'm enjoying a Taylor Swift concert, when I look over to find my boyfriend making out with another girl. I find myself taking shots at the bar getting a little tipsy. I run into you. I'm very sloppy but find you cute. You offer to bring me home to make sure I get home safe. I have an idea for revenge. I'm not only going to hook up with you. I'm going to record it. During the recording, my boyfriend calls and I answer. He hears me getting the best dick (Joe). cheating | creampie | dirty talk | swiftie | lipstick | blowjob | missionary | cowgirl | reverse cowgirl | POV sex | moaning | slutty girl | brunette | revenge | good guy finishes last | swifite puns