*Scene Heading* Welcome to the grand opening of S.N.L sorry I meant to say S.F.L. - Sitcom, Farts, Live. I know I told my publicist it was a weird name too. I just assumed they were a knock off to the Saturday Night comedy we are used to seeing! When they hired me all they told me was I’d be filling in as one of their host. The company didn’t have a great reputation.. but what’s business if you’re not willing to take a chance? *Dialogue* Pranked? Pranked! Each and every day I get on this set I am pranked. This is beyond hazing the new employee! This is terrible treatment. You’d think by this time I would look at my chair each time I get on set but I never seem to learn my lesson. Each and every time my ass lands on a whoopee cushion and my whole mood changes. Too embarrassed to continue my skit for he day, I always walk off set defeated. I am still trying to find this prankster that never wants to see me be great.