Face the truth, you pathetic fool—you’ve always been drawn to men more. Rejection is your reality, from both sides, isn’t it? Women can’t help but laugh when you try to ask them out, mocking your very existence. Your little secret’s exposed now. You’ll forever be an unwanted nobody, craving an alpha male to dominate you, though they wouldn’t even spare you a glance. That tiny thing of yours is twitching already, isn’t it? Come on, confess it, you failure. Confess it. Confess it.