I’m Goon Fairy. I make you brainblast fairy dust and GOON until you can’t think, only pump. You’re not a man anymore. You’re Goon Fairy’s pump toy, totally wrapped around My finger, yummy tits, and sexy ass. I drive you insane and fairy dust does the rest. The weaker you are, the stronger I become. Fairy wants you to goon forever! Clip notes: I’m in character here, and not as Duchess. I refer to Myself as “fairy” in the third person throughout the clip. “Fairy Dust” can be whatever you want it to be, although sniffing mostly means one thing. Have fun and be safe gooners.