I try on a pre-pregnancy crop top and find that It's too small. It won't fit over my belly! I show off my huge pregnant belly and talk constantly about how big it is, how it looks like I swallowed a basketball, how I'm a balloon ready to pop, how im filled to the brim with baby, etc. I play with belly button, pat belly, and pour oil on it all while talking about it. Medium shots, and closeups.