I'm in the middle of completing a list of things to accomplish today. I get down to the next item, which strangely reads, "viciously bully myself so that I stay humble". I'm confused, but shrug it off since it's on my list, and begin giving myself atomic wedgies, wet willies, and verbally taunting myself. Once I've sufficiently bullied myself, I move down to the next item on the list, which is actually just a note from whoever wrote the "bully yourself" item mocking me for bullying myself without hesitation simply because it was on my list. So humiliating!