You've been living inside my asshole for a while now. I take you everywhere with me. I always put you inside, pull up my panties, and we go for walks. You're with me all day. I feed you with my farts. Farts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I fart for you while I'm working out. While I'm in the kitchen, too. We were at a party last night, and you came home sweaty and pretty dirty. Sometimes I worry that you might get lost inside my dirty asshole. That's why I tied you up with a rope. It's your new life, and you should thank me for letting you live inside my asshole. Your diet of farts will keep you alive.