I don't know how you Non-Sluts celebrate getting hitched, but I like to immediately go and see my other guy and have him shove his Big Black Cock in all of my holes, lick last night's supper right out of his asshole, and jizz into one of the shotglasses me and the guy I JUST married had as gifts for all of our wedding guests, and toast to our future by guzzling Bubba Black's enormous load down my Snowbunny, cum-slut, hooker-hole of a mouth to glaze my gaping stretched-out, gluck-gluck sucking, cum-canal throat that I usually have stuffed full of as many cocks as I can! Is that what you all do too?! CHEERS! #TilDeathDoUsPart