You thought it would be funny to play a prank on me and give me a wedgie when I was bent over yesterday...but I'm here to get my revenge! I describe in detail how I am going to give you multiple different kinds of wedgies. I'm going to wedge those undies so far up your tushy! I also tease you about farting in your face, putting my stinky butt in your face, making you smell my armpits up close and putting my smelly feet in your face. I love tormenting you in all sorts of disgusting and stinky ways